Scene:  I'm in the bathroom with the door locked.

Marley:  (knocking on the door) "Mom, are you going potty or are you putting on make-up?"

Marley:  Looking at my hand.  (Gasp.) "Did you go to the Children's Museum today?"

Me:  "Yes.  We can take you sometime soon."

Marley:  "Mom, next time don't get a stamp on your hand so that I won't know that you went without me."

Marley:  Watching a football game on t.v.  - specifically the cheerleaders.

"OOOh, Mom look at those pretty girls.  I want you to be pretty like them."


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