Funnies

Overheard in the car.

Jake:  "Dallin, you are my bestest friend.  You're my step-dad!"
Dallin:  "I can't be your step-dad.  I'm a kid."
Jake:  "Oh.  Mom, who is my step-dad?"


Andi:  "Who do you like more, your mom or your grandma?"
Marley:  (Whispering) "My grandma but don't tell my mom."
Andi:  "I like my mom and my grandma the same.  They are both nice."